THE ESTES PARK TEN COMANDMENTS
Thou shall check thy brain at town limits
Thou shall feel free to screw thy neighbors businesses
Thou shall perfect the art of two book accounting
Thou shall bellyache but never vote
Thou shall not peer behind the town curtain
Thou shall buy thy knee pads locally
Thou shall not question the town trustees
Thou shall follow all laws except ones thy trustees choose to ignore
Right is wrong and wrong is right in vacation land
Smite the horned wapiti for he walks on four legs and wanders the darkness of the forest
